Non-Sequiturs: 12.15.11

This guy.

* If you had to choose between letting Jerry Sandusky babysit your kids, or having Joe Amendola represent you, you’d have to think about it for a second. [Simple Justice]

* Here’s how to lose our holiday card contest. [Ross's Law Marketing Blog]

* It’s the Breaking Media holiday party tonight. Here’s some advice on how to network at your firm holiday party. I’m going to do the same thing I always do: drink until somebody stops paying for it, and then rely on friends to put me in a cab. [Young Lawyers Blog]

* David Lat weighs in about the market opportunity for new, start-up law firms. [Betabeat / New York Observer]

* If you serve John Corzine with a lawsuit, he’s just gonna lose it anyway. [Dealbreaker]

* I can’t wait for the part where everybody remembers that frontrunner “Newt Gingrich” is actually… Newt Gingrich. [Five Thirty Eight]